16 May 2013
The Snork Maiden has entered a deep depression and is refusing to leave her nest. This has nothing to do with being broody, but rather she has come to the realisation that Radish the Resident Chicken harbours an extreme colour prejudice. The Snork Maiden came to this conclusion after finding out the roles she and Anzac has been allocated in Radish’s Avian Army. Due to their white feathers, Anzac has been given the job of being the surrender flag (should the need arise), and The Snork Maiden is to be trained up as the decoy. The Snork Maiden is not entirely sure what this role of decoy will involve, but she strongly suspects it will not be all “worms and skittles”.