Monday 26 October 2015

Fitness classes now in session

21 December 2014

Having mastered the art of not getting squashed under the blow up ball (by dint of mad scrabbling to stay on top, which he hopes will be interpreted as engaging his rabbity core), Chocolate Bunny has launched Pilates classes at Joyfallee. The first class, held in the lounge room, was somewhat of a fiasco. Willo wreaked havoc attempting  complicated moves between the lounge chairs and the coffee table. He has consequently been relegated to practising in his yard (a task which mostly sees him falling asleep mid-exercise). The chickens have been banned outright from further classes. They refused to take the whole thing seriously and spent the entire lesson up the back in various attitudes of ROFC (Rolling on the Floor Cackling). 

Sunday 18 October 2015

Personal hygiene

10 December 2014

Having failed miserably at instructing his little mate in the art of rabbit showjumping, Chocolate Bunny is trying to instil in him the finer points of personal grooming. He is at pains to point out the importance of ear cleaning to ensure that the peeling of a banana can be heard at a distance of at least 6 kilometres. 


Saturday 10 October 2015

Sweet dreams

7 December 2014

Chocolate Bunny
Chocolate Bunny is dreaming of a buntastic Christmas. He has put in a request for any iphone app that will, at the touch of a paw, deliver truckloads of bananas to the front door. 


Friday 2 October 2015

Renovations

3 December 2014
In anticipation of a bevy of artists descending on Joyfallee, Le Cadeau has decided the place could do with a spruce up, and is attempting to install a water feature. He insists that no thanks are needed, he is merely trying to do his bit – although he does admit if a stray carrot was offered in appreciation, he would be hard-pressed to say no.