Acrobatics

5 January 2017

Some of the above-ground dwellers at Joyfallee are more challenged than others when it comes to their preferred place of abode.

Clairvoyant

31 December 2016

“We’ll leave the gingerbread house for you to eat” they said. “Thank you, but it will go to waste as I won’t eat it” I replied. …….it turns out I appear to be really, really bad at predicting the future.

End of an era

26 December 2016

With the recent death of Fidel Castro, Milky Way has taken the opportunity officially to end all pretence at a chicken commune. She has, instead, instituted a right-wing dictatorship led by her good self, and is enforcing the new regime with gusto. Her well aimed pecks have seen Etoile Filante becoming accomplished at the 50 yard dash in any direction leading away from Milky Way’s beak. The silkies, unable to see above their head feather canopies, are convinced at regular intervals that the sky is falling.

Frenetic frolics

29 November 2016

Freya the Frog’s favourite forever friend Fabio found fantastic fun flopping in the fabulous foamy fast-flowing flume from a faulty faucet.

Charity begins with carrots

19 November 2016

Le Cadeau is putting his best lip forward as a Mo Bro for Movember. Being a little hard of hearing these days (…read almost totally deaf) he has been a bit confused about the cause and is trying to raise funds for horse health. He wants to establish a charity devoted entirely to ensuring that all horses (starting with the ones at Joyfallee) have access to carrots on demand 24/7. The first use of funds raised for this Carrotbank concept will be to establish a warehouse-sized cool room at Joyfallee to accommodate the volume of carrots that he anticipates will be needed to keep himself, Willo and Calamity in tip top health.

Gender bender

29 October 2016

Chocolate Bunny is refusing to confirm the rumour that he may occasionally be found dabbling in a spot of cross-dressing…..he does, however, admit to looking rather fetching in mauve chiffon.

Relaxing

14 October 2016

Chocolate Bunny organised an in-home massage session. He enjoyed the therapy, although with only carrots available to use as legal tender, he was a bit sorry he could only afford the Readers Digest version.

Love is in the air

9 October 2016

In readiness for a hot date with Calamity Jane, Le Cadeau spruced up with a leisurely shower…followed up by a dash to Woolies to stock up on breath freshener in anticipation of that oh-so-important first kiss.