Sunday 27 December 2015

Self-sufficiency

18 January 2015 
chocolate bunnyChocolate Bunny applauds (although his ability to make clapping noises is somewhat hampered by his furry mittens) the major use of the Joyfallee veggie garden – which is to grow magnificent thistles expressly for his enjoyment. 



Friday 18 December 2015

Would-be famous rat




Following in the paw prints of Spaghetti Rat and Pizza Rat comes Bits-That-Fall-Off-the-Bird-Feeding-Tray Rat. He is pretty pleased to have found an apartment with an alfresco dining café at the front door. With Christmas just around the corner, he is rather hoping the café menu might be adjusted to suit the season, so that he can become known as Bits-of-Plum-Pudding-and-Mince-Pies-That-Fall-Off-the-Bird-Feeding-Tray Rat.  If appearances are anything to go by, his penchant for café dining may have him applying for the next season of The Biggest Loser.


Sunday 6 December 2015

Post graduate qualifications



Spurred on by past taunts of being “too pigeony”, the crested pigeons took up night classes in How to Be a Pathologist, and are now supplementing their income with shifts at Douglass Hanly Moir. In their conversations at the water-cooler, they have casually bandied about terms like “intraductal papilloma”, to the bemusement of their feathery compatriots, who are more used to discussing topics along the lines of “Which couple won The Block”.