Sunday, 6 December 2015

Post graduate qualifications

Spurred on by past taunts of being “too pigeony”, the crested pigeons took up night classes in How to Be a Pathologist, and are now supplementing their income with shifts at Douglass Hanly Moir. In their conversations at the water-cooler, they have casually bandied about terms like “intraductal papilloma”, to the bemusement of their feathery compatriots, who are more used to discussing topics along the lines of “Which couple won The Block”.

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