25 March 2016
I would like to announce there is no truth to the rumour that I have been seen
returning to Bed Bath & Table on more than one occasion to stock up on yet
more rabbity paraphernalia from their Easter display. There is also no veracity
to the suggestion that the reason for these (alleged) repeat visits is that,
due to my excessively advanced years, I am unable to remember previous visits
for longer than approximately 30 minutes. (The chocolate coloured rabbit, if
memory serves me correctly, is not a recent purchase, but is nonetheless
decorative from any angle).
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