Exaggerated (social) media reports

27 May 2015

Chocolate Bunny would like to set straight the rumours be believes are whirling around social media:- Yes, when visiting his rabbity specialist he did leap wildly into the arms of his housemate who had accompanied him on the visit. Yes, he did then proceed to cling, Velcro-like, to his housemate for the entire duration of the consultation. No, this does not mean that he has changed his lifelong objection to being picked up.  

Choccy wants it known that the leap was carried out during a momentary lapse of concentration due to the stress of the situation. He only continued to stay in the arms of his housemate because once up there he discovered, from this heightened vantage point, that he could better hear the instructions of his specialist. He wants it made clear that this does not give licence for all and sundry potential rabbit-picker-upperers who may be passing Joyfallee, to call in, in the anticipation of a positive reception from the resident bunny. Such opportunistic RPUs are bound for bitter disappointment.