18 January 2015
Chocolate
Bunny applauds (although his ability to make clapping noises is somewhat
hampered by his furry mittens) the major use of the Joyfallee veggie garden –
which is to grow magnificent thistles expressly for his enjoyment. 
Sunday, 27 December 2015
Self-sufficiency
Chocolate
Bunny applauds (although his ability to make clapping noises is somewhat
hampered by his furry mittens) the major use of the Joyfallee veggie garden –
which is to grow magnificent thistles expressly for his enjoyment. 
Friday, 18 December 2015
Would-be famous rat
Following
in the paw prints of Spaghetti Rat and Pizza Rat comes Bits-That-Fall-Off-the-Bird-Feeding-Tray
Rat. He is pretty pleased to have found an apartment with an alfresco dining
café at the front door. With Christmas just around the corner, he is rather
hoping the café menu might be adjusted to suit the season, so that he can
become known as Bits-of-Plum-Pudding-and-Mince-Pies-That-Fall-Off-the-Bird-Feeding-Tray
Rat. If appearances are anything to go by,
his penchant for café dining may have him applying for the next season of The
Biggest Loser.
Sunday, 6 December 2015
Post graduate qualifications
Spurred
on by past taunts of being “too pigeony”, the crested pigeons took up night
classes in How to Be a Pathologist, and are now supplementing their income with
shifts at Douglass Hanly Moir. In their conversations at the water-cooler, they
have casually bandied about terms like “intraductal papilloma”, to the
bemusement of their feathery compatriots, who are more used to discussing
topics along the lines of “Which couple won The Block”.
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