Gender bender

29 October 2016

Chocolate Bunny is refusing to confirm the rumour that he may occasionally be found dabbling in a spot of cross-dressing…..he does, however, admit to looking rather fetching in mauve chiffon.

Relaxing

14 October 2016

Chocolate Bunny organised an in-home massage session. He enjoyed the therapy, although with only carrots available to use as legal tender, he was a bit sorry he could only afford the Readers Digest version.

Love is in the air

9 October 2016

In readiness for a hot date with Calamity Jane, Le Cadeau spruced up with a leisurely shower…followed up by a dash to Woolies to stock up on breath freshener in anticipation of that oh-so-important first kiss.

Taste

2 October 2016 

It is no secret that Le Cadeau has harboured some misgivings about this personal dresser’s taste in rugs – however, he is counting his lucky stars that he didn’t hire the services of Calamity Jane’s stylist. Although Calamity is not averse to the African Plains Seringeti look that seems to be sweeping Joyfallee, even she is questioning whether her latest outfit is just a tad overstated.

Casanova

24 September 2016

Le Cadeau celebrated his 31^st birthday today by engaging in a spot of cradle snatching. While  there is quite a gulf in their ages, he is hopeful that his relationship with Calamity Jane may well blossom, as they have a lot of interests in common – with eating carrots being a major shared passion.  In the throes of first love, he even finds her affinity for 80’s style fluro leg warmers attractive. Although they are yet to embark on a first date, he thinks if he plays his cards right, the future could be filled with a golden angel at his side, and a bevy of gold and white pinto babies.

Style

27 August 2016

Le Cadeau is unsure about the modus operandi of his personal dresser which appears to be “Too much pinto is never enough”. He is inclined to think that the resulting outfit is a bridge too far.

Census

6 August 16

Chocolate Bunny is gearing up in the home office to complete the census. He is, however, having a bit of trouble finding the entry to fill out for “House Rabbit 1”.