Casanova

24 September 2016

Le Cadeau celebrated his 31^st birthday today by engaging in a spot of cradle snatching. While  there is quite a gulf in their ages, he is hopeful that his relationship with Calamity Jane may well blossom, as they have a lot of interests in common – with eating carrots being a major shared passion.  In the throes of first love, he even finds her affinity for 80’s style fluro leg warmers attractive. Although they are yet to embark on a first date, he thinks if he plays his cards right, the future could be filled with a golden angel at his side, and a bevy of gold and white pinto babies.

Style

27 August 2016

Le Cadeau is unsure about the modus operandi of his personal dresser which appears to be “Too much pinto is never enough”. He is inclined to think that the resulting outfit is a bridge too far.

Census

6 August 16

Chocolate Bunny is gearing up in the home office to complete the census. He is, however, having a bit of trouble finding the entry to fill out for “House Rabbit 1”.