24 September 2016
Le
Cadeau celebrated his 31st birthday today by engaging in a spot of
cradle snatching. While there is quite a
gulf in their ages, he is hopeful that his relationship with Calamity Jane may
well blossom, as they have a lot of interests in common – with eating carrots
being a major shared passion. In the
throes of first love, he even finds her affinity for 80’s style fluro leg warmers
attractive. Although they are yet to embark on a first date, he thinks if he
plays his cards right, the future could be filled with a golden angel at his side,
and a bevy of gold and white pinto babies.
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