17 July 2016
Freya
the frog ventured to Joyfallee one night recently in search of love. She had
heard tell that there was a rather handsome brown hopper in residence and, having
had no success in the romance stakes on Tinder, was hoping to catch his eye.
Her disappointment at discovering the resident jumper came complete with a full
coat of hair and no predilection for swimming was palpable. She is thinking of
returning to the online dating thing, but has made a mental note to specify
that long ears in a potential partner are a deal breaker.
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