Too much pigeon is never enough

5 September 2015

Having heard that the anti-pigeon sentiments at Joyfallee have softened somewhat of late, a Wonga pigeon came a’visiting. The enthusiastic call of the Wonga pigeon has been described in the literature as “monotonous” (think a relentless “WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG WONG” delivered in monotone with no discernible pause for drawing breath). The visiting pigeon is prone to strike up a hearty rendition of the song of his people in the wee small hours of the morning. Those residents of Joyfallee prone to insomnia have alternatively described the call as “incredibly annoying”. They have been drawn inexorably to the conclusion that it is “too pigeoney”.